The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test

February 5th, 2006

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 12% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 24% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 8% on patriotic

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926

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6 Responses to "The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test"

  1. erik says:

    The Expatriate
    Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

    Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

    One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

    Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

    Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

    My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
    You scored higher than 0% on brainwashworthy

    You scored higher than 24% on antitolerant

    You scored higher than 13% on patriotic

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    Gah that anti-tolerance number would've been much lower if I weren't so convinced environmentalists are idiots...

  2. erik says:

    btw this popped up as a quote on your site here, thought you might appreciate it :D

    "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
    ~Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962~

  3. Diana says:

    Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic

    Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

    The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

    The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

    :confused: :wallbang: ?? Is this really me???

  4. ash says:

    [3] It's quiz written by someone whose main qualification for passing judgement is access to the internet. I wouldn't pay attention to it

  5. Diana says:

    [4] Thanks for your consolation...

  6. John/Mikhail says:

    Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic. Expat, same as Martin and Erik.

    I go with the good people of above though, particuarly seeing how some of that site's other tests go - try their politics one for example. You'll be hard pressed to be right wing. :) It's an American site, in case you haven't guessed.

    There's also the question of how growing up in Germany in the 20s and 30s would have effected our attitudes. I imagine it would have been substantially.